I am Mexican, hear me roar.
Let me start by warning you that I am in a mood today. Therefore, this post will most likely not be funny at all. If you just said to yourself, “But her posts are never funny”, then I suggest you go...
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A Princess’ Guide to the Government Shutdown
I’ll be honest. I HATE reading the news. When I became a parent, something snapped- I could no longer tolerate reading articles regarding the depressing state of the world. BUT... because my job...
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PMuff: The True Hollywood story
I’m not exactly sure how this happened, but I’ve almost reached 100 followers. Because I am so completely dumbfounded/flattered that anybody is reading this, I’ve decided that I’m going to dedicate an...
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100
As some of you may know, my family and I just got back from a weeklong 1600-mile road trip to see friends and family. The visit was great, but the driving… well… have you ever seen National Lampoon’s...
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Dr. Phil’s Guide to Diagnosing a Serial Killer
My son MMo was the happiest baby that ever existed. He would smile and coo, and loved to snuggle. His laughter would light up a room. Just when I thought, wow, I am SO LUCKY that this precious baby...
View ArticleSocial Media Explained Through Examples
When I told my mother that I joined Twitter, she seemed a bit confused as to why I needed yet ANOTHER social media outlet to spew my verbal diarrhea. Honestly, I think that’s a fair question. After...
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SOMEBODY needs a nap.
I’m pretty cranky today. Between the hours of 1-5am, my youngest son decided the entire house needed to play a game of “NOBODY SLEEPS TONIGHT, B!T%#ES”. Needless to say, he won. Unfortunately, my...
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I'm Guest-Posting, Probably.
It’s been a while since my last post! As you probably guessed, I’ve been extremely busy preparing for Judgment Day.Speaking of Judgment Day (BEST. SEGUE. EVER.) I’m guest-posting at Hate You...
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The Glamorous Career of an Advertising Account Executive
My 5 year old graduated from Pre-K yesterday.He's the one digging for gold right before expressing his desire to become a ninja paleontologist.While we were eating breakfast this morning, DMo and I had...
View ArticleThe interpretive dance stylings of DMo and the Schizophrenic Mini-Assassin
The kids and I are home alone tonight, so we decided to have a dance party. I recorded some of it because I'm pretty sure my children are the most majestic dancers I've ever had the privilege of...
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Let's get ready to rumble.
Both kids were feeling a bit under the weather yesterday, so we stayed indoors all evening. After watching the 10 billionth episode of Dora the Explorer, I asked my husband who he thought would win in...
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Pay no attention to the muffin behind the curtain
Like any blogger, I love comments from my readers. The standard blogger template does not allow me to respond to your comments the way that I would like, so I'm trying a new format and need to post...
View ArticleA Mini-Assassintastic Birthday
Three years ago today, we met for the first time. I loved you from the very second I saw you.I hope your third year brings many new adventures and great memories. I also hope you will stop trying to...
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Child-eating spirits, dual-sided light sabers, and magical blue drinks: our...
My husband had to go to Savannah last week for work. Since it was Father’s Day weekend, we decided we’d all go and make it a mini-vacation. I love Savannah. It’s a very historic city with tons to...
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Kindergarten will most likely be the death of me.
Oh hey, it’s been a while! Like most bloggers have experienced at one time or another, I seem to have run short on time and things to talk about all at once, thrusting me into the posting Bermuda...
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VIOLATION!!!
My husband and I have been working a lot lately. Like, a RIDICULOUS amount of hours. I’ve also had to travel an unusual amount over the past month. Between our work/travel schedules, we have...
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My name is PMuff, and I'm a CraigsListaholic.
Last week, I FINALLY moved the mini-assassin into a real bed. You’re probably thinking, “Seriously? He’s over 3 years old and he was still in a crib?” Yes, Judgy McJudgerson, he was. He liked his...
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All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten – 21st Century Edition
20 years ago, Robert Fulghum wrote a book called All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten. The book is a collection of lessons usually taught in Kindergarten, and explains how the world...
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Will I write your letter of recommendation? YES PLEASE!
I returned from a 5-day vacation this Monday. Of course the day after you return from vacation, you have about eleventy trillion emails to sort through. As I was happily deleting all of the “I’m...
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I must break you.
My 5 year old LOVES Kindergarten. Every Wednesday, he is able to check out a library book for the week. We are both really excited about this because he loves to read and we've virtually exhausted all...
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44th District Court? Today is your lucky day.
Dear Royal Oak 44th District Court,I received a notice in the mail from you this week stating that I have an outstanding balance of $24.00. I have to admit, I was a bit surprised. When I was a...
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Slobby Princess Chic
Like most people, I treasure my sleep. My child, however, does not. The Mini-assassin wakes up 4-6 times a night, which makes getting up in the morning extremely difficult. By the time I’ve hit the...
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Rudolph the Cross-Dressing Serial-Killing Reindeer
The DVR is truly a glorious invention. I’d say that the DVR is probably the second best invention ever right behind the internet (I LOVE YOU AL GORE!). However, there is one time of year where I’d...
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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO ME!
Oh hey, it’s 2012! You know what that means? I’ve been writing this blog for an entire year. ONE WHOLE YEAR. Well, minus the 3 months I didn’t write anything. Shut up.To celebrate my anniversary,...
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Stay at Home vs. Working Parents; Can't We All Just Get Along??
I grew up in a dual-income family. My mom and dad both worked an enormous amount of hours to provide us with the necessities of life. During my childhood, I was left in the hands of very capable...
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